I have always had a problem with clubs. They have always seemed like a bad place to be. Poor quality drinks, people throwing up in the bathrooms, fights, knifings, stupid shit like that.

Back home in Bruce County we listen to alot of country. As a result I generally do not like to be immersed in country for more than one consecutive song. Tonight seemed like any other night. I get excited and have my heartbroken as I generally end up at a club.



Tonight was different. We went to a local place called Cowboy's generally there is always a long line I have to stand in, were I have time to reflect upon how shitty it is going to be inside, and how I wish I was at a live music venue, and how stupid girls are for wearing such high-heels.

My first clue that I might be in for a good time was the fact that there was NO line. I was like WTF they must be closed. Nope there was a bouncer wearing a cowboy hat and he was really fat.

Well we went in, and I was instantly pummled with the hard hitting beat from "save a horse ride a cowboy" that stupid pop dance shitsong that so many city girls love to scream at the top of their lungs. Things were looking down again.

Drink to the rescue!!!

A very nice girl who shall remain nameless, not because I want to protect her identity but because I can't remember her name, bought me a double whisky! Thank you nameless girl. I will buy you a drink sometime.

Well I am running out of steam for story telling, so the cliff notes for the rest of the evening are as follows;

Played pool
Met some bruce county people
Met some grey county people
Met some wellington county people
Conviced others to buy me a game of pool because I was a champion(not clear on this, I just know I didn't pay for any pool)
Lost game of pool
redheaded friend and I lost her friends
redheaded friend tried to teach me to dance a certain way
I failed at dancing
Had fun anyways
Took a few pictures
Went home
Ate Mcdonalds

Take it Ease.